Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Gladiator Shoes/ Gladiator Shoe Co-hosts


Photo: www.shoehunting.com

Mo Twister was absent today, and the show was really different. The three hosts form an unbeatable trinity of energy, and when one is absent, their best and worst traits come out. For example, Grace Lee is really one of the sweetest persons to hit the radio airwaves, and yet when there's no Twister, Grace becomes too sugary to the point of annoyance.

Mojo without the Mohan starts playing all these Camp Rock songs (imagine hearing two versions of Camp Rock - the original and the local version we have), plus the theme song of the Mo's (Mohan's term for homosexuals) at Boracay last summer - "Shining Star", and it's enough to go nuts too.

Why can't Mojo and Grace Lee research like Mo Twister does everyday he goes to anchor his radio show? The show is interesting because the Mohan gives to his listeners something new, a new take on an old idea whether it's about a new website he discovered or a painting he found hideous. At least he gives an opinion which makes one stop and ponder.

At least my brain gets a work out in the morning!

I can listen to all the music I want to listen anytime of the day, which is what the two hosts gave today - translation: it's a waste of time.

The next time Mo Twister is absent, I hope Mojo and Grace Lee does something new to contribute to the air time they're paid, otherwise I'll see them as I see Rihanna's Gladiator shoes, which was mentioned by Mojo today. The shoes make a statement but it's ornamental and useless!!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Cruel Intentions



Cruel Intentions

I haven't seen this movie yet, but to our dear Grace Lee, this movie has significantly changed her life making her "give her v to the p" as the Twister surreptitiously said, or did I hear him say that?

Grace Lee said she didn't say it that crudely but this movie made her think that the movie had some of the most romantic love making scenes, making her think that perhaps giving up her virginity in such a romantic setting wasn't such a bad deal after all.

It's funny but when I looked at the plotline,it's between two main characters, and it heavily involves manipulation, seduction, and love in a rich and sophisticated socially elite youth atmosphere.

Yikes! As long as sex does not involve manipulation, the v can be stretched for the p anytime :)

High School Friends after Ten Years


A 15 year old in high school called with a glum, sad story about a breakup with boyfriend. This guy apparently deleted his presence in the web - no ym, facebook presence. Gone to Canada, leaving her with a broken heart. What's a girl to do?

I heard a compassionate voice from the three hosts for the first time- no horsing around, greenie wang jokes flying around.

They were all unanimous in saying that in ten years, it's a miracle if you hang around with your high school friends. In time, this girl with a broken heart will just laugh about this incident ten years from now and see it as a rite of passage to adulthood.

JB Boys


Photo: www.rottentomatoes.com

Cool JBs
It's amazing how the coolest super dudes to hit the TV and movie screens all have JB initials - Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Bauer.

Who is the coolest among the three?

James Bond with his British accent and his excellent sartorial taste? But he has a flaw. Grace Lee opines that Bond falls in love with the wrong woman in every movie, and he never learns his lesson. Bourne can stand by his own mojos, and doesn't need anyone, and the best thing is - he is loyal to one woman (music effect: violins please!) And Bauer? So much tortuous scenes and ridiculous situations hour after hour.

Winner: Jason Bourne because he could kill you with a book and a fan, if he had no choice.

Anne and Iza


Photos: www.codamon.com

The hottest celebrity elimination was underway again today, but a number of irate texters were irked when they were overpowered by the three Goodtimes hosts' votes on whether Anne Curtis was hotter over Angel Locsin in the ABSCBN showdown. The Mo totally disregarded the majority of the text lines burning by voting for all-time crush Anne Curtis.

On the other hand, a number of callers were for EHRA (with manic sounding voices), but the textlines and the 899 booth participants were for the very elegant Iza.

These are tough choices: it's like asking a chocoholic whether he prefers dark chocolate or white. It's as different as night and day, yet both come from the delicious coco beans.

Time to go coco loco!!

25 Hour/ Day

The Twister turned whimsical towards the end of the show when he mentioned wishing that he had a 25 hours per day, instead of just 24.

Imagine having an extra day to sleep, and watch a movie or just vegetate around the house. For all the workaholics out there, an extra hour will mean an extra hour of work pounding away at the desk; for the lazy bums, it means an extra hour to snooze and kill time. It really depends on the individual. For the Twister, this means an extra hour watching JB movies or corn porn ;0

Ugliest Billboard



http://leviuqse.blogspot.com

I almost died laughing when the Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee ran out of adjectives to describe how ugly this billboard is.

Seeing it is quite a visceral feeling. What were the people behind the ad thinking when they created this?

As Mo had often said, Boy Abunda is such a nice dude and if I were him, I'd complain to the owners of the perfumery company to change the picture of the ad. Imagine this image going around the world as the ugliest billboard in the Philippines (in the world?). Enough said!!

Monday, September 15, 2008

Jessica Simpson

September 15 show

Mojo was in a chipper mood when he started the show saying that clouds were "rosy", with no hint of rain. But I felt some shifting grey clouds, Grace Lee was not in the booth :(

Anyway, the Twister devoted a good part of the first hour to people who snore, getting calls from callers who opined on the causes of snoring.

According to www.helpguide.org, snoring can be "caused by a narrowing of your airway, either from poor sleep posture or abnormalities of the soft tissues in your throat. A narrow airway gets in the way of smooth breathing and creates the sound of snoring."

Here are some tips to stop snoring, and hopefully lessen annulments and divorces all around.

• Sleep on your side
• Elevate the head of your bed
• Limit alcohol and medications
• Clear your nasal passages
• Lose weight

Jessica Simpson's Lola Butts

Oh my. . I don't know how the topic veered to Jessica Simpson's lola butts, but the image really isn't nice. Trust the Twister to find this footage in the Internet. They really didn't look nice. Mojo said Simpson had cellulite all over, and I really feel bad for the lady. Maybe she needs a quickie butt lift? Click to this link to see it: www.thedirtydisher.blogspot.com

Long Distance Relationships


A caller asked if long distance relationships work, and the Twister mulled this thought for a second. His answer: Knowing the 'dogs' that they are - which means look at us, not in a million years is it possible. Unless that person is very religious, Mojo adds. The women callers listening to the show must have weeped at that observation. One million OFWs are leaving the country every year, and if this is Mo's prognosis, then the country's future is going to the dogs. So sad!

Maverick Solution for Cellphones

Trust the Mohandas to zero in on a brilliant solution for lost cellphones. I went to the website of Maverick Solutions and the software application can :

1. Protect your data :
In case of theft/loss, The moment SIM change is detected, Secure mobile will encrypt all the data on the device like the phonebook, images, messages etc. Now one can be assured about the privacy or misuse of the data on the device.

2. Track Device :
In case of loss/theft the application will send the phone number, device id, country code, operator name and area code(location) to the reporting device through sms. Secure Mobile will also report about activities performed on the stolen device via SMS. like Outgoing Calls Made to | Incoming Calls Received From | SMS Delivered to -----along with TEXT | New contacts Added to Phone book

3. Retrieve Phonebook :
The most important data on any device are the contacts. Using MSM one can retrieve phonebook from the stolen device, the entire phonebook will be retrieved by sending sms contact=all from the reporting device. As soon as the stolen device receives sms it will start sending the entire phonebook through SMS, and this by using the data plan of the thief.

4. Spy Call :
If the owner calls from reporting device to the stolen device, it will be termed as Spy Call. Spy call will switch on the loudspeaker & Mic of the stolen device remotely, so that the caller can actually listen to the conversation other person is engaged in. This call will not give any notification/ ring to the stolen device. The person who receives spy call will not be able to know he is being called by owner. Even if he comes to know about spy call, he cannot disconnect the spy call.

5. Raise an alarm and disable the phone :
To disable stolen device remotely, send sms = hang from the Reporting device to the stolen device, and it will raise an alarm and start playing a loud Siren. MSM will also display a customized message. Here, one can put his Name, Address, alternate number and award amount.

6. Data Back up :
Secure Mobile has a distinctive feature of incremental Data Back up. Using this feature one can back up all the data from the device to secure remote server using GPRS. So now all your data is very much secured and you can retrieve it without any hassle.

Angelina Jolie at 16




Photos of the young Jolie attributed to www.celebritique.com
Photos of Jolie by Patrick Demarchelier in the July issue of Vanity Fair.

Mention Angelina Jolie and the images you'll think are the luscious lips and sensuous face that we all know now. The Mohan recently saw a video of a photo shoot of Jolie when she was 16, and at that age, she was smoking hot, as seen in the pictures above which Celebritique has uncovered.

I remember reading an article about Jolie's Mom crying every night when she came in the mornings after spending some wild night in some wild party as a teenager. I could imagine how her Mother would have cried a river of tears seeing these pictures at that vulnerable age.

According to the Cohen article written in the July issue of Vanity Fair, "Jolie lived with her mother and brother in Snedens Landing, a picturesque New York suburb on the west bank of the Hudson River. Before high school, her mother sold the house and moved the family to Los Angeles, where Jolie attended Beverly Hills High. It was in these years that she cultivated her image as a punk, ran with a bad crowd, turned disreputable and skanky cool."

After two failed marriages and travels to disparate poor countries as a UN goodwill Ambassador, Jolie mellowed and started to see her Mom "in the absence of Angelina’s father, became her compass and lodestar, and was the unacknowledged presence at the table."

According to the July 2008 issue of Vanity Fair, Jolie said that “when [my mother] passed, I realized that somebody who lives life with that kind of dedication to their family is the most noble,” she said. “I was aware of it growing up. I admired her. And I loved her. But in her passing she reminded me what matters. And what’s most fun—to put yourself aside for these other little people you’re raising.”

It was nice that Angie's Mom died seeing her daughter happy and fulfilled. Perhaps the move to France was not such a bad idea after all. I hope we don't see pictures of Shiloh in fourteen years in such revealing outfits. Oh no!

Most Expensive Painting : Jackson Pollock's No.5,1948




Photo of No.5,1948 of Jackson Pollock (left) and Woman 3 of William de Kooning (right) courtesy of www.wikipedia.com

The Twister veered to a topic towards the last hour of the show - Which is the Most Expensive Painting in the World? The Pollock painting to the left fetched $149,700,000 while the William de Kooning painting cost $147,000,000!!!

Mo mentioned that when he saw the painting at his computer, I could see the Mohandas almost gagging, and he said that it was a work of art that could be done by anyone.

Although the Twister saw it in the Internet, my guess it, it will be a totally different experience when he sees the painting in person. That's when I think he'll feel his hair standing up and experiencing a transcendental experience.

I couldn't understand before why a Van Gogh fetched such insane prices at auction until I saw one before my eyes at the Met Museum in New York a few years ago. My eyes literally watered. Van Gogh painted in a small canvas a simple arrangement of onions and beets, nothing spectacular, but he painted it with such passion, every stroke felt like a carving of his own soul. I could not really explain, but it was a metaphysical experience. One has to see it, to believe it.

In this case, the Pollock painting is entirely different. According to Harley Hahn in his website www.harley.com:

"The name "action painting" was coined to describe the techniques used by Pollock. He would fasten large canvases to the floor of his studio, and then drip, fling, and spill paint on them. He often used regular house paint, because he preferred the way it flowed. .

Although the idea of abstraction had been around for some time, the Abstract Expressionists went a lot further. They began to emphasize, not only the finished product, but the actual process of painting. They experimented in how they interacted with the paint, the canvas, and their tools; and they paid attention to the physical qualities of the paint itself, its texture, color and shape."

Harley narrates a similar experience I did when I saw a Van Gogh painting. But this time, he saw his first Pollock painting entitled "Lavender Mist".

" A few years ago, I decided to visit Washington, D.C. by myself. It was the middle of winter, and the city had been hit by a huge snowstorm. I was all alone, so I decided to walk to the National Gallery of Art. The streets were virtually empty, and as I entered the museum, I could see that it too was empty.

I asked the information person if they had anything by Jackson Pollock. She said yes, and gave me directions to the room in which his paintings and drawings were hung. I had heard of Pollock and seen photographs of his work, but I had never seen any of the paintings in person.

I still remember the feeling I had when I descended the stairs, turned the corner, and looked at the wall. I was alone in a large room and, there on the far wall, was "Lavender Mist". The effect it had on me was completely unexpected. It was the only time in my life when I can remember a painting, literally, taking my breath away. I know this will sound a bit sappy, but seeing that painting changed me forever.

How could this be the case? You just looked at a picture of the same painting, and I doubt you felt as if you had been changed forever.

First, I should explain that the actual canvas is large, nearly 10 feet (3 meters) long. It is quite imposing when you see it in person, especially in a large empty room, where the painting seems to reach out, grab you and pull you towards it.

Second, what you see in the picture above is nothing like the real thing. Not only is the picture on your screen much smaller than the actual painting, but the colors you see on a computer monitor are muted and inexact. Moreover, on a computer screen, you do not get a sense of the texture of the paint and the canvas.

All of this you understand, I am sure. Everyone knows that viewing a real painting is a lot different from looking at a picture of the painting on a computer monitor (or on a projection screen in an art history class, for that matter).

However, there is another reason why I was so moved by "Lavender Mist", and it has to do with the very purpose of art. To discuss this, we have to consider the question, Why do we create art?

There are a number of straightforward reasons why human beings create art: to make a decoration, to tell a story, to capture or preserve an image, or to illustrate an idea. However, there is another, more subtle, but far more important reason why art is important to us.

The need to reach inside ourselves and manipulate our unconscious feelings is universal. We all do it to some degree, although most of the time we are blind to what we are doing.

That is where art comes in. As I explained earlier, one of the purposes of art is to allow us indirect access to our inner psyche. Great art affords a way to get in touch with the unconscious part of our existence, even if we don't realize what we are doing. In this sense, the role of the artist is to create something that, when viewed by an observer, evokes unconscious feelings and emotions."

Another Upset : Rhian over Heart


Photo: http://www.igma.tv/profile/rhian-ramos

When you're in show business, one should take Heidi Klum's Project Runway mantra to heart: " In fashion (or fill in the blanks to fill in any business), one day you're in, and the next day, you're out."

Who would ever have imagined Heart Evangelista being delisted in any celebrity showdown? But it happened.

At the ABS-CBN block, Angelica Panganiban won over Bea Alonzo.

Towards the end of the show, Mojo's girl crush Heart bit the dust, many of the callers saying that "Rhian" is a "fresher, newer face". And Heart is an old, unfresh face? Ouch, ouch, ouch! That hurts.

Perhaps, Heart should re-invent herself and do some other things that tickle the public's imagination and explore her range. It's very hurtful to be treated like yesterday's newspaper - forgotten and on the mark for the recycle bin.

Friday, September 12, 2008

September 11


Photo: www.wikipedia.com

It was a dark and gloomy day, the clouds seem to weep in sympathy with those who died seven years ago on September 11, 2001.

Mo Twister opened his radio show by mentioning his fear of flying even if his major in college is in Aviation.

Why is it that he usually watches air disaster documentaries when he's about to ride an airplane? Is it to prepare himself if an emergency happens?

As a former 911 operator in the US, Mo Twister is a master at facing disasters of tragic proportions and yet it seems fear never truly goes away, no matter how ready we are.

Mojo Bashing Day


Photo: www.magic899.fm

A funny thing happened on the way to the airport. The Goodtimes hosts were bound for Hong Kong and Mojo went ahead the previous night with his "bakla friends" (according to Mohan) and as a consequence was absent for the September 11 show.

So guess what happened? It was Mojo bashing day! Mo mused on the reasons why Mojo seems to dislike him at times. Perhaps, it's because Mo Twister knows a secret or two about Mojo? Maybe he didn't really study in Harvard, as the Mojo claims. It's one of those things were you've just gone to a seminar in Harvard and yet brag that you've been a full-time student?

"Yung baklang yun!" even dear Grace Lee had a snippy comment or two when she heard from Mo that a station tag derisively describing both of them(which Mo thinks is written by Mojo) was said on air.

Well, it's easy to dig for information if Mojo really studied in Harvard. And if it's confirmed that it's not, what do you think would the Twister do with the information? I think he'll tease Mojo mercilessly until the day he dies. Well, that's what you get for lying.

Half-Breeds Rule!


Photo: www.abs-cbnglobal.com

Towards half of the September 11 (Thursday) show, the 'Hottest Celebrity' showdown between Anne Curtis and Christine Reyes of ABS-CBN went underway.

Mo had observed that the half-breeds (mestizas) have a superior advantage due to genetics. One example of this is the Twister's huge crush on one example of extraordinary genetics- Anne Curtis.

Guess who won?

Although Christine Reyes has a super gorgeous sister to boot, it was obvious she was not yet in the league of Anne Curtis, perhaps because Christine is younger (19 years old) and still ahve a long way to go, careerwise.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Signs of Cheating



Photo: www.amazon.com

Mo Twister did something very uncharacteristic and told a story about watching Oprah and catching guest M.Gary Neuman talk about his new book "The Truth About Cheating."

M. Gary Neuman is a Florida psychotherapist, rabbi, creator of the internationally recognized Sandcastles Programs for children of divorce, and author of "Helping Your Kids Cope with Divorce the Sandcastles Way", and "Emotional Infidelity" and "How to Affair-Proof Your Marriage and Other Secrets to a Great Marriage". You usually know he's the guest because he has a skullcap that rabbis use.

Anyway, the Twister said that there are five rules that Neuman advocates women should follow so that men will not cheat.

1 - Always forgive
2 - Have sex on demand
3 - Lavish praise on his ability to bring home the bacon
4 - Rarely let him out with his friends
5 - Take an interest in his hobbies

A lot of debate went on with an adamant Grace Lee infuriated that women should have "sex on demand."

Of course the Mohandas loved point no.2 as all hot bloodied males think it's their God given right to have sex like food in the ref.

What I found interesting though are six pointers that is the fulcrum of the book. When do you know your husband is cheating?

According to a brief summary written in the Neuman book featured in www.amazon.com, here are the signposts that the husband is cheating:

"1. He spends more time away from home.
Most cheating men surveyed said that more time spent away from home was a sign that they were close to or already involved in infidelity. Although you can’t keep tabs on your husband’s whereabouts during the workday, it still seems that cheating men find extra time to slip away from home, not just during work hours.

2. You have sex infrequently.
Only 43 percent of men surveyed said that frequency of sex with their wives decreased once the infidelity began. Why such a small number? Because in many struggling marriages at high risk for infidelity, couples only have sex about once every couple of months.

3. He avoids contact with you.
The contact you have with your husband, even if it is about the ordinary business of life, helps you develop a general awareness of each other. His avoidance of your calls or desire not to spend time with you points to a desire to disconnect, whether or not he is conscious of it.

4. He criticizes you more.
Often, cheating men will criticize their wives seemingly out of the blue. If you notice your husband criticizing you for things he used to find amusing, keep your eyes open for other signs.

5. He starts more fights with you.
The criticism mentioned above often leads to more fights. If your marriage becomes increasingly contentious, you may be at risk for infidelity.

6. He mentions another woman, a female “friend,” in casual conversation.
Most cheating occurs with friends, not one-night stands just for sex. When your husband begins to talk about a woman at the office he really admires, he may be telling you about his potential mistress straight to your face. "

Iwa Moto versus Iza Calzado


Photo: www.mukamo.com

During the last thirty minutes of the show, the Mohan pitted Iza Calzado and Iwa Moto, two gorgeous ladies from GMA-7.

The showdown was a no-brainer actually, but one prescient caller said that if one dresses up Iwa Moto and Iza Calzado in ordinary clothes, you'd see whose beauty would strike out even amidst these penurious circumstances.

Although Iwa Moto's recent FHM cover is oh so hot, Iza Calzado won hands down.

Read an update of the Goodtimes daily blog by clicking to this link - www.goodtimes899.blogspot.com

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

September 10 Show




Janice's Dickensian Choice : Aga, Gabby or John

Janice de Belen breezed through the Forbidden Questions until she stammered at Question No.10 - Did she sleep with a famous celebrity aside from her two publicized romances with Aga Muhlach and John Estrada? She answered with an emphatic No, but the two dragons beside her caught her in a lie. The question in everybody's mind is - who is that famous celebrity?

Mojo almost scuttled it by asking in a very direct way who the dude was,and Janice almost opted out from answering the rest of the questions, resulting in a reprimand from the Mohan about Mojo crashing the plane once he gets a chance to go airborne. So the Twister asks the question again - Janice can either say No or just stay silent (which means a Yes in radio language ?).

"Did she sleep with Gabby Concepcion?" Mo asks not too subtly, and there was quite a long pause. . .( the answer gave Janice ten bonus points)

Is John Estrada's wang ginormous? Another pregnant pause (those pauses generated three children, I think so too :)

Last question - rank the three major men in her life alphabetically, wang-sizically, psychologically, Janice doesn't have to say what the ranking is about, she just needs to rank them and her choices are Gabby, Aga and John. Your guess (as to why she ranked them this way) is as good as mine.

More intrigued? Very interesting choices. . .maybe it's for their butt size? Who knows? And in the end, who cares?

For a full transcript of Janice's Forbidden Questions, go to this great, great blog about Good Times too - www.goodtimeswithmo.wordpress.com

For the latest update of this blog, click to this link www.goodtimes899.blogspot.com

photo of Aga Muhlach courtesy of www.pep.ph
photo of John Estrada courtesy of www.starmometer.com
photo of Gabby Concepcion courtesy of www.gac.tripod.com

Manny Villar and his Anti-Obscenity Bill

I don't know if Manny Villar really cited Goodtimes as one example of an "obscene" radio show, but it is true that it is indeed Manny Villar who filed the ANTI-OBSCENITY AND PORNOGRAPHY ACT OF 2008 (14th Congress Senate Bill No. 2464) last July 24, 2008. Its Legislative status on August 6, 2008 is still pending in the committee.

It's a shame that he blasted the show for being obscene, when Villar seems to be one of the more reasonable and level headed Senators.

Oh well.. I hope Mo can invite the Senator and ask him the Forbidden Questions. That will be a gas!

Church Signs



A little church sign in Blacklick, Ohio is generating a lot of controversy when this was posted in front of the Havens Corner Church.

Mo Twister's sharp eyes zoomed in on this one, and according to dispatch.com, the head pastor of Havens didn't want to court controversy. According to Rev.Dave Allison, pastor of the 100-member church ,"It's not something that is really a shock if you're a scriptural person. We meant that as a loving warning to teens.The Scriptures tell us that you should not do what the song tells you to do. The Scriptures are not ambiguous on this issue."

The song, which has topped the charts and become an international hit, is about a girl kissing another girl.

Allison said he has heard from people who, he said, either were not familiar with the song and didn't understand the cultural reference, or didn't understand the message.

Lynne Bowman, director of Equality Ohio, a gay and transgender advocacy group, said every church has a right to its beliefs. Havens Corners has made it clear to everyone who drives by that it is not a welcoming place that accepts all people, she said.
She noted that the church's vision, stated on its Web site, is to grow in membership. "Obviously they're making a statement as to how they don't want to do that," she said."

Wow, what a controversy for just a teeny,weeny church sign!

Photo : www.dispatch.com

Ehra Scores an Upset over Marian




Mo's month long competition was elevated to a higher notch when Angel Locsin from ABS-CBN was pitted against Kristine Hermosa.

I see no contest. Mojo was for the beautiful Kristine but he was outvoted and Angel Locsin won.

Look at the sizzling picture above, and you'll see why!

Meantime, Ehra Madrigal scored an upset over GMA top seed Marian Rivera. If you go to the FHM website, you'll find out why Ehra seems to have upstaged Marian Rivera in the hotness department. The FHM cover photo isn't here, because it might bore a hole in the page you're viewing, it's that hot!! I don't want to be responsible for any heart attacks while reading this blog! So breathe people, count to ten if you're hyperventilating :) before you go to the FHM website. Goodluck!!

Photo of Angel Locsin courtesy of www.gmanews.tv
photo of Marian Rivera courtesy of chikepedia.com.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

September 9



Who is the Hottest Girl?

A month long survey was scientifically (hardy har har:)conducted by the Goodtimes crew this morning. It involved comparing the top seed players of ABS-CBN and GMA-7.

I don't have the complete list, but top seed contender from ABS-CBN KC Concepcion won against Shaina Magdayao, while Diana Zubiri won against Katrina Halili in the GMA-7 block.

Mo has to explain the rules again, but callers were calling off the hook and putting in their votes. Of course they were outvoted by Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee.

It would be interesting to note who'll slide to the bottom pit, and who'll emerge as the top girl. I think the race is between KC and Heart.

By the way, check out more pictures of KC Concepcion in the Bayo website. Enjoy!!!

improveverywhere.com




Mo recommended this website for smart people like you and me :) and I did look it up, and it looked mighty interesting.

Apparently, the picture above is a human mirror project where according to the geniuses at improveverywhere.com,"we filled a subway car with identical twins, creating a human mirror."

Sweet! Go to one of Mo's favorite websites at www.improveverywhere.com

The Slap



Photo Courtesy of www.tvscoop.tv

The Mo Twister had a few tricks up his sleeve and brought everyone who was listening in a debate mode. Everyone was in a tizzy when the Mohan played a clip from You Tube in which a top host in India was slapped by a contestant. Apparently, the show revels in masochism - how much insult can you take till a person goes on a rampage?

According to www.tvscoop.tv, "one show is causing a bit of a stir thanks to a man slapping a woman (Esha, The Goddess) across the face. The show is called Dadagiri and the 'slap' clip is becoming something of an Youtube sensation."

Watch it yourself at YouTube and you'll find yourself cheering and siding for the guest, who was unfortunately beat up by the Dadagiri production staff. That host really deserved a knockout punch! As one caller in Goodtimes said, "she shouldn't be hiding behind her gender to insult a fellow human being." Once again, I agree with the Mohan on this one.

One kind caller named Austin said that no matter the circumstances, one shouldn't get physical with another girl. Perhaps the best move is to just walk out. But the Dadagiri host should have been warned that there are people who are wired differently and can crack and go bananas at the slightest drop. Wake up girl, reality bite

The Bo's Top Ten List




Photo of Rachel Weitz :Courtesy of Wikipedia

I almost shrieked in pain, laughing and clutching my stomach when I heard Mo coin a new word yet again from his totally bad ass brain.

Now hear this, do you know what the Bo's top ten list is? When Grace Lee asked what the Bo is, Mo Twister just said that it's a short term for lesbians or the lesBOS.

You would never put this list of women on the top list of the hottest females in any hot blooded guy's list, it's really wierd since most are less than perfect.

1 - Rachel Weitz
2 - Nicole Kidman (photo courtesy of Wikepedia)
3 - Minnie Driver (with the Va-j-j hair according to Mo )
4 - Kate Winslet
5 - Catherine Zeta Jones

Tattooed Girls

It's amazing how the Mohan's brains can zap from one topic to another in a nanosecond, and yet his conclusions appear valid and real. Listen to these observations -

Observation 1 :Most tattooed women are not virgins. (No vehement objections on that one!

Observation 2: Most girls who smoke like a chimney are not virgins either (I had to pause on that one. True enough, callers flooded the station to disprove this Mohandan theory). There are many girls who smoke and are virgins. Why? Because, according to the Twister, they're "fat chicks", to which Grace Lee muttered is a totally unkind observation. Mo didn't elaborate on why it seems many fat chicks smoke like a chimney, but I heard (or did I assume) that they do smoke to sublimate a real need to suck or smoke something else. Am I getting the idea across? A ha ha ha.This weblog might disintegrate and get suspended if I get too detailed, but you get my point :)

Sneaky, sneaky

Mo Twister and Mojo were able to take a sneak peek at neighbor DJ Sam Oh's ITunes list because apparently they were using the same Internet server and could view what was inside her computer. Mojo wanted to take a peek at her video files, but Mo nixed the idea. Here are some tunes that the Twister disliked - Madonna, Beach Boys and Bjork. I never liked those artists too and would gladly ban them from anyone's ITunes list. Sneaky, sneaky !!

Mojo Divalicious

I saw this posted at the goodtimes multiply site and thought that it was highly unlikely that it would happen . . .

goodtimeswithmo wrote on Sep 4
just wanted to keep you guys updated on the happenings. today on the show, i announced that we might bring forbidden questions out of the grave one time just for ol' time sake. so, im going to agree to do it this wed. however, this segment has gotten us into deep trouble in the past, and in the near future (likely the end of this month) i will begin serving the latter portion of a suspension i was given cuz of the variety of things that have been said during forbidden question. but no worries, i will take the time to go to italy and watch coldplay (this is your cue to get jealous).

i want to keep my promise so i contacted a celebrity to guest on forbidden questions this wed. il give you clues on who it is but i cant say it cuz i people found out they will try to contact that celeb an talk them out of it...thats how it used to be.

heres the clue: SHE was an ex of aga muhlach.

Mo


Lo and behold, Mo confirmed that he is interviewing a celebrity tomorrow, Sept 10, and will be indeed be asking Forbidden Questions, and the guest will be an ex of Aga Muhlach. Wow! This will be quite a riveting show.

Problem is Mojo will not be here tomorrow, and a fight broke out between the two about Mojo's diva ways - quite unprofessional if I may add. For one thing, Mojo arrived quite late this morning (6:30 am), and apparently he did not ask permission from Mo and Grace Lee if he could take a vacation tomorrow. It was quite inconsiderate, if I may add. If you work in a booth with two people besides you, I think it would be quite appropriate to tell them ahead that you'll be on a plane while your co-hosts are doing headstands and juggling balls in mid-air entertaining millions of fans all around the world.

I could just hear the Mohan &#@!! giving the Joseph the people's elbow. Arggghhh!!! It really sounds different when one of them is absent. That really sucks!!!!!!!


MOJO : LATIONS


By the way, before I forget, our dear MoJo is a writer for the Manila Bulletin, and in case you want to read his articles, here's a link I found to his column MOJO : LATIONS. It's a snippet of the whole articles he's written, but it's good enough. Enjoy!

Monday, September 8, 2008

September 8 show

The Most Hilarious Moment on Radio

I almost died laughing hearing the two girls from Glendale,who didn't know where "Ma ka ti" was. Or "Tag a tay". I thought they were born in the US of A, only to find out they arrived in the US from the Philippines only two years ago.

Oh me gash! Kalesh was right! These two are soul mates of Nonoy the Menggoy!

I wonder which area they've lived in the Philippines while they were here? Perhaps a rock someplace between China Sea and the Pacific Ocean?

Mojo mentioned that it would be nice if these two "Glendale" girls could visit tomorrow, and perhaps have Nonoy be present too. I could imagine all the listeners ending up in stitches wherever they'll be - in public buses, tricycles, the LRT just listening to those two.

Abangan!

Little Mo Twister

Mo Twister was not in the booth this morning, but the show wasn't boring because of little Miguel's presence. What a revelation! This little man is quite a Mo in the making - he is sarcastic, skeptical ( he said "sumakit ang tiyan niya" when he heard a caller with a high voice) and downright funny, pulling a prank on all of us listeners waiting for that one-on-one interview with Avril. A ha ha ha!!

The Korean Invasion

During their weekend journey to Cebu and Bacolod, even Mojo could not help but observe at the number of Korean tourists around the places they've visited.

Grace Lee mentioned that four direct flights from Inchun to Cebu guarantee that the deluge of foreign visitors from Korea will increase.

Grace Lee could only muse at the reasons why this phenomena seems to be happening - the Filipinos don't just realize that we live in a tropical paradise - the warmest people amidst spectacular natural wonders. We just don't seem to appreciate what we have because we Filipinos take it for granted. Korea as we all know has four seasons, and it's miserable to be always wet and cold half of the year.

Dear Grace also mentioned about "reverse OFW's" where the main breadwinner of the family stays in Korea, while the children and the wife stay in the Philippines because of the low cost of living here (aside from the fact that kids learn to speak English here quickly).

Camp Rock


Songs Played Today


It's funny how Mojo plays songs that he can't get away with when the Twister is around. One of these is "This is Me" which seems to be Mojo's favorite after apparently watching the debut opening of the movie "Camp Rock" last night at the Disney Channel.

As a bonus, here are the words to "This is Me", courtesy of www.lyricsmania.com :
Camp Rock - This Is Me lyrics
Album: Camp Rock
Year: 2008
Title: This Is Me

I've always been the kind of girl
That hid my face
So afraid to tell the world
What I've got to say
But I have this dream
Right inside of me
I'm gonna let it show, it's time
To let you know
To let you know

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

Do you know what it's like
To feel so in the dark
To dream about a life
Where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way

This is real, This is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you, I gotta find you

This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be, now
Gonna let the light, shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me (this is me)
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me


Other Featrued Songs:


"Kailan" by Bamboo
"Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson
"Crush" by David Archuleta
"Akala Ko"

Thursday, September 4, 2008

September 4




Favorite Funny Movies

The first caller of the day (September 4,2008) asked Mo Twister's favorite Funny Movies. Not one great fan for the funnies, since the Mohandas loves the great,dramatic movies, he nevertheless lists There's Something about Mary as a movie he finds very funny. Mo Jo mentions the first Dumb and Dumber movie.

Don't forget - Mo found the Zohan pretty hilarious!! As long as you can see past the huge bulb in between Adam Sandler's crotch, I think you're safe!

Currency Converter

Mo Twister is a currency converter fan. No, he doesn't look at the Phillipine peso vis-s-vis US dollar exchange, which can depress you.

The Mohandas almost salivates at comparing currencies where the peso converts to millions of Zimbabwen dollars, Vietnamese dongs.

Imagine carrying a million Z's in your pocket to buy a bag of groceries. Cute!







Mo Twister in Mo Jo's Body

A listener with a twisted sense of humor asked a What if question . .

What if Mo Twister finds himself in Mo Jo's body, what would he do?

Well, he'll go to Anne Curtis and volunteers as her stylist. That way, the Mo could go shopping and go inside all those dressing rooms with all those flaunted naked bodies to feast on!

And Mo Jo?

He'll call all the good-looking basketball buddies of Mo Twister and play with them. That way, he can see all the hanging ding-a-lings in the locker room after the game.

But the listener said, what if there's a twist? What if they go to bed with Anne Curtis/basketball hottie and the very next day, it's reversed, and they're back in their own bodies?

One look at the basketball hottie beside his bed, and Mo Twister is ready to jump off the window of his high-rise pad.

I didn't hear what MoJo had to say. I was laughing so hard, I didn't hear his answer. Hilarious!!!!!

Accepting Apologies

Mo Twister recounted how he apologized to a dude he accidentally hit yesterday, but when the guy gave him a dirty look, then it was A-hole time!!

This compared to a dude the Mohandas almost ran over with his car as he backed up. Mo Twister profusely apologized because the guy was hit with his dog. Reaction? No problem, man!

Isn't that nice? Mo segued with the previous topic about pussified males. That's what happens when a person is used to adversity - they just brush it off and it doesn't affect them. The pussies get hit a little, and they get a gun to hit the opponent. And it wasn't even intended.

This is why Mo Twister says that when a person apologizes with sincerity, one should accept it because there was no malice intended.

Grace in Love with Politicians

One could almost hear our dear Grace Lee drool over Adel Tamano, saying on air that "he is good looking", to which the Mohandas teased Grace Lee that she gets crushes with politicians.

Why is it so, the Mohandas mused? He even said she'd go starry eyed with a barangay captain - did I hear that right?

Well, Grace Lee says that it was her dream enter politics and become the first President of Korea. She even took up Political Science in Ateneo. Along the way, especially after a trip to the US, Grace became disillusioned with the political system and decided not to concentrate on it. And the only way to keep the dream alive is to see someone succeed in it brilliantly.

I'd say go run for office, Grace. We'll raise funds for you! We need good people in politics. One person could change the course of history.

Dog-Cat Fight!

A dog cat fight almost broke out between the Mohandas and the Joseph when all hell broke loose on the topic of public education.

Mo Twister asked Mr.Adel Tamano (who is also President of Pamantasang Lunsod ng Maynila) what he thought of politicians bringing their kids to public school.

Tamano said that his Dad (a former Senator) espoused egalitarianism - meaning go ride the public jeep, my boy! He rode the PUJ's to school in La Salle Greenhills, and because of this, did not grow up to be a pussified male. He was in touch with ordinary folks in ordinary circumstances and did not grow up surrounded by bodyguards kissing his ass. The Senior Tamano (God bless his soul!) reiterated to the young boy that power does not last forever.

If he is honest, of course he would want to bring his kids to Ateneo or UP, only because perhaps they have better facilities, but it would be a good idea to raise up the quality of public education in our country, because some of the best minds come from public schools, as evidenced by the bright young people Tamano has met at the government funded Pamantasan.

To which Mo Twister ribbed Mojo for saying that the best minds only come from our private schools. To which the Mojo almost threw his hot coffee on Mo Twister's lap because he happens to teach or volunteer as tutor (?) in public school in the country. MoJo's afraid someone from Pamantasan might just stab him in the back, methinks!

It was almost funny hearing the two get into a brawl! Cute.

Collective Wisdom



Obama as Presidential Canditate

Adel Tamano was asked by one listener to which Presidential candidate he'd like to see in the White House, and I could see Adel's eyes just open wide at his excitement batting for Obama. He was very impressed with Obama's book "The Audacity of Hope", and the fact that Obama came from a background that was less than privileged, a Black American, whose roots were disparate - from the plains of Kansas (where his grandparents settled after the war) to Kenya (where his Harvard educated father was born.

If I could put in my two cents of opinion, if he's impressed with "Audacity of Hope", Tamano should read Obama's "Dreams from my Father" which is the best autobiography written by a US President, dead or alive!

A Spokesman for the Opposition

One almost irate listener asked why it seems the Opposition is so negative and can't seem to see any good with the current administration's deeds.

Tamano mentioned that it was the Opposition's role to be the Devil's Advocate, since this current administration has two government TV stations at their disposal to espouse their causes down our throats.

When another listener asked if Tamano finds it hypocritical to criticize the Arroyo administration since the Opposition has no 'moral ascendancy' to pontificate since Erap Estrada (the symbolic head) is accused of plunder, Tamano just said that we all have sins, and it's his role to just point out what they're doing wrong. He points out that 95% of government employees are good, it's just that 5% of the corrupt bad eggs affect the whole country, for good or ill.

A Moslem Who Espouses Population Control?

Tamano mentioned hunger as the most blatant sin from a President who prides herself as an "economist". With 70% of the Philippine population considered poor and struggling to find food day to day, one wonders where all the taxes go, especially that only 20% pay for the taxes. That's a burden to those who are breaking their backs for a majority of hungry folks! He even mentioned that he likes Good Times because it talks about sex and sexuality in an open manner. With a population bordering on 90 million, we need to really think about population control to lessen hunger in our country.

Collective Wisdom


One other sin that Tamano pointed out is the Arroyo's bright boys creating that controversial MOA (Memorandum of Agreement) with the MNLF for six years without consulting the other people who might be affected by this - the lumads, the other Christian families who have settled in Mindanao, the opposition. I'd be up in arms if I've heard of an agreement dismembering our country. Tamano said that it doesn't matter if one is a Christian or a Moslem, there's a collective wisdom that is innate, that you know is right when one decides on something important. And cutting up the Republic is a script straight from Dumb and Dumbest!

My Vote for President in 2016



When you cast your vote for a Philippine President in 2010, it's a pity Adel Tamano is just 39 years old, and can't run as a candidate.

I think he's one of the most sincere, down to earth dudes that has surfaced from the murky mud of politics, and I like everything that he says.

Tamano is the first Filipino to give a commencement speech to any Harvard graduating class, and he gave it for his Harvard Law Batch!!!! The 2005 Harvard Law commencement speech is impressive! Read it in his blog The Opposite of Apathy. Awesome!

Photo of Adel Tamano courtesy of PinoyCentric.com

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

September 3

A Horrible Student

A student from De La Salle called and asked for advice. It seems he just got his grades for the term that just ended and he failed the same subjects thrice in a row (does this mean he failed the subjects in three terms?)

It seems the Management major kept failing at Accounting and some other Finance subjects and Mo said in his very nice Mohandas gentle way, that the caller was a "horrible student".Either he was doing something wrong like study habits that are screwed up or some distractions that contribute to brain death.

Go figure? Perhaps his ear was glued to Good Times from 6 to 9, and he can't unglue it.

Mongolian Blue Spots

Which led to a discussion on Mongolian Blue Spots. .

Professor Mo mentioned that he still has those blue spots (which you get at birth) right at his ass. Grace Lee said that her Mom mentioned that you usually get this blue spots when the doctor pulls you out from the womb of your Mother and the baby is held tightly, hence the blue marks.

According to Wikipedia,the Mongolian blue spot is a "birthmark is a blemish on the skin formed before birth. A little over 1 in 10 babies have a vascular birthmark.[1] They are part of the group of skin lesions known as "naevi". The exact cause of most birthmarks is unknown, but vascular birthmarks are not hereditary.[1][2]

They are soft raised swellings on the skin, often with a bright red surface, and some may look a bit like a strawberry. They are also known as "strawberry naevi" or as "infantile haemangiomas". They appear after birth, usually in the first month, and can occur anywhere on the skin. They are more of a problem when they affect the face. The cause of birthmarks is not fully understood. They are a benign overgrowth of blood vessels in the skin, and are made up of cells that usually form the inner lining of blood vessels. They are thought to occur as a result of a localized imbalance in factors controlling the development of blood vessels. Strawberry marks affect as many as one in ten newborn Caucasian babies but only about 1% of Asian and black children have them. They are particularly common in premature babies. Strawberry marks are not a sign of ill health, or associated with cancer."

To Wear or Not to Wear a School Uniform

Mo Twister asked an 11 year old listener who’s a friend of Freddie (frequent traveler to Germany) and who studies at the European International School if he wears a uniform to school or not. The 11 year old replied that when he was at Brent, he did wear a uniform, but in his new school, they could wear anything they want.

Mo Twister has said these repeatedly – he’d love to wear a uniform in school (even at work?) just to get the stress out of choosing what to wear everyday.

The problem is if an accident happens like you didn't have water (did Mojo say this?) and you have to wear a uniform that stinks to high heavens.

Oh well . .

Braveheart

Whoa!! What a way to start a morning show! I recall Mo telling a story two days ago about movies ( pirated or not, he didn't mention) that he has seen a hundred times, but which he bought again because he couldn't resist - some of which he had mentioned like Braveheart and Shawshank Redemption.

The Mohandas would get teary eyed at scenes especially before the big, climactic battle begins and the leader would stand in front of a crowd of a thousand followers , like in this scene of Braveheart.

Try to hear this, and cry.This was Mo’s favorite battle scene in Braveheart (speech before slaying thousands speech) until the film 300 came along.