Goodtimes with Mo : October 2, 2008 show

Grace Lee's Lie Detector Test

For her birthday, the scrappy Grace Lee fulfilled a promise to be strapped to a lie detector apparatus while the following questions were asked from her from the Twister. Guess where she failed :)

1. Mo : Did you have sexual intercourse with anyone for the past month.
Grace Lee: NO

2. Mo : Are you attracted to rich, powerful politicians?
Grace Lee: NO

3. Mo : Are you a high-maintenance bitch?
Grace Lee: Of course not.

4. Mo : Is it true that you will not quit the show in the foreseeable future?
Grace Lee: No

5. Mo: Did you ever lie and give another reason for your absence on the show?
Grace Lee: No

6. Mo : Does Mojo lie more than the average person?
Grace Lee: No

7. Mo : Do I lie more than the average person?
Grace Lee: No

8. A caller : Have you fantasized about Mo?
Grace Lee : No

9. Mo : Did you ever get an offer of money for sex?
Grace Lee: No

10.Mo: Have you experienced orgasm?
Grace Lee: Yes

11. Mo : Have you pleasured yourself? (Grace Lee corrected this question-Have you ever pleasured yourself ever?)
Grace Lee: No

12. Mo : Do you have other offers from other radio stations as an individual talent?
Grace Lee: No

13. Mo : Do you fantasize having sex with the same gender?
Grace Lee: No

14. Mo : Have you ever fantasized about Mojo?
Grace Lee: No

15. Mo : Fantasy with Chiz Escudero?
Grace Lee: No

16. Mo: Have you ever been intimate with a non-boyfriend?
Grace Lee: No

Results from the lie detector says that Ms. Grace Lee lied on questions 5,6,8 and 16. She fibbed about her reasons for being absent on one particular show; Yes, Mojo is a pathological liar; Yes, she has fantasized about MO and Yes,she has been intimate with someone else while she was on with her boyfriend. Pretty nice results, huh?

Click this link www.goodtimes899.blogspot.com to read the complete log for the day.

Goodtimes!

Mo Twister & Grace Lee Play a Poop Prank on Mojo

'The Most Hilarious Moment on Radio' is a title I've used three times already in this blog, and it seems that I've used it so often because I found so many rib-tickling hysterically funny moments listening to this show.

I almost gagged with this one because they really caught Mojo and the listeners unaware, which really makes it so ridiculously funny. And Grace Lee was part of the prank.

So let me recount..

I almost felt bad for Mojo from the beginning, when I heard that the Twister was about to give a birthday/1 yr anniversary special gift to Grace Lee as a Goodtimes co-host.When Mo asked if he ever gave a gift to Mojo for Christmas for his birthday, Mojo said No, he never received a gift from the Mohan, despite many years working together. Ooooooowwwww :( Listeners must have felt bad for the Mojo Jojo.

Anyway, towards the end of the show, the Twister said his gift to Grace Lee was wrapped in a black plastic bag because he didn't have the time to get a box, the next best thing was to grab a black plastic garbage bag to put the gift inside. But first, Grace had to guess what the gift was inside, and if she wasn't able to guess, then Mo Twister would not give the gift to her. 'Then perhaps I get the gift!', Mojo shouts in joy.

Mo then slyly turns to Mojo Jojo and asks him/her, would you like to be the first then to guess what the gift inside is? Mojo is deliriously happy that he gets the first shot.

I was almost bored at the outcome. Was it a Louis Vuitton bag? Oops, and then I heard a "What is this?" from the Mojo Jojo. "Is this chips?" And then a "Mother F, is this what I think it is?" Is it poop? All hell broke loose then and the shit literally hit the fan.

There was a lot of screaming and cursing and running around. I think Mo said that it was his poop, which made Mojo run and scream out.

When he came back, he threw the gift poop towards the Mohan and Grace Lee so much so that the booth smelled like poopy whoopies.

In the end, it turned out to be dog poop. And it was a prank really intended for Mojo, with Grace Lee's compliance. Mojo Jojo seeks revenge in the coming days. Abangan!!!

(Postscript: The Twister admits that it's really his poop. Read his admission at the other great, great wordpress blog on Goodtimes ;)

Britney Spears Real Voice Revealed

A disgruntled audio technician in a Britney Spears live concert must have been mightily peeved at listening to Britney Spears' real voice that he taped the Brit-Brit while she was busy dancing and lip-synching in her own concert. Oh whoa! As the Twister says, she sounds like she was singing in her 'shower' voice. You'd really feel bad about this surfacing in the Internet, especially after news that former skanky BF Ghalib is selling a sex tape to the highest bidder. To hear Britney croaking, click to this Youtube link.

photo: www.teenhollywood.com

Philequity Fund Best Birthday Gift to Listeners

Towards the end of the show, Grace Lee unveiled her own birthday gift to the listeners by introducing Raymond Ricafort, a friend who advices Grace Lee in investment matters.

In one radio show the past week, the Twister had voiced a suggestion that instead of having crappy, useless subjects in school like PE,Art and Music (do you really have to take 12 units of PE in college?) why don't schools offer the really important subjects like how to create and keep money, and integrate it as part of their curriculum.

I guess this really resonated with a lot of people so much so that Grace's friend came on board towards the last fifteen minutes of the show to give some important money-making tips.

Ricarfort mentioned investing money in mutual funds, and when the Goodtimes crew asked for specific names, he mentioned PHILEQUITY funds, which have consistently averaged 24% earnings per year.

Philequity Management, Inc. (PEMI) is an investment management company established in 1993.It is also the manager and principal distributor of Philequity Fund, Inc. (PEFI), the Philippines’ best performing equity mutual fund. PEFI has been awarded by the Investment Company Association of the Philippines (ICAP) as the best performing equity mutual fund in the 10-year, 5-year and 3-year categories.

To check out this company, go to PEMI's website by clicking this link www.philequity.net

According to Pinoymoneytalk.com, Philequity has performed very well.Here is their list of the Year-to-Date (YTD) Performance of Philippine Mutual Funds (as of 2nd Quarter 2008)

Equity Funds (primarily invested in Peso equity securities)

1. United Fund - (10.21%)
2. First Metro Save and Learn Equity Fund - (17.91%)
3. ATR KimEng Equity Opportunity Fund - (22.87%)
4. Sun Life Prosperity Phil. Equity Fund - (25.48%)
5. Philequity PSE Index Fund - (25.79%)
6. Philequity Fund - (26.77%)
7. Philam Strategic Growth Fund - (26.92%)
8. Philippine Stock Index Fund - (32.06%)