Jessica Simpson

September 15 show

Mojo was in a chipper mood when he started the show saying that clouds were "rosy", with no hint of rain. But I felt some shifting grey clouds, Grace Lee was not in the booth :(

Anyway, the Twister devoted a good part of the first hour to people who snore, getting calls from callers who opined on the causes of snoring.

According to www.helpguide.org, snoring can be "caused by a narrowing of your airway, either from poor sleep posture or abnormalities of the soft tissues in your throat. A narrow airway gets in the way of smooth breathing and creates the sound of snoring."

Here are some tips to stop snoring, and hopefully lessen annulments and divorces all around.

• Sleep on your side
• Elevate the head of your bed
• Limit alcohol and medications
• Clear your nasal passages
• Lose weight

Jessica Simpson's Lola Butts

Oh my. . I don't know how the topic veered to Jessica Simpson's lola butts, but the image really isn't nice. Trust the Twister to find this footage in the Internet. They really didn't look nice. Mojo said Simpson had cellulite all over, and I really feel bad for the lady. Maybe she needs a quickie butt lift? Click to this link to see it: www.thedirtydisher.blogspot.com

Long Distance Relationships

A caller asked if long distance relationships work, and the Twister mulled this thought for a second. His answer: Knowing the 'dogs' that they are - which means look at us, not in a million years is it possible. Unless that person is very religious, Mojo adds. The women callers listening to the show must have weeped at that observation. One million OFWs are leaving the country every year, and if this is Mo's prognosis, then the country's future is going to the dogs. So sad!

Maverick Solution for Cellphones

Trust the Mohandas to zero in on a brilliant solution for lost cellphones. I went to the website of Maverick Solutions and the software application can :

1. Protect your data :
In case of theft/loss, The moment SIM change is detected, Secure mobile will encrypt all the data on the device like the phonebook, images, messages etc. Now one can be assured about the privacy or misuse of the data on the device.

2. Track Device :
In case of loss/theft the application will send the phone number, device id, country code, operator name and area code(location) to the reporting device through sms. Secure Mobile will also report about activities performed on the stolen device via SMS. like Outgoing Calls Made to | Incoming Calls Received From | SMS Delivered to -----along with TEXT | New contacts Added to Phone book

3. Retrieve Phonebook :
The most important data on any device are the contacts. Using MSM one can retrieve phonebook from the stolen device, the entire phonebook will be retrieved by sending sms contact=all from the reporting device. As soon as the stolen device receives sms it will start sending the entire phonebook through SMS, and this by using the data plan of the thief.

4. Spy Call :
If the owner calls from reporting device to the stolen device, it will be termed as Spy Call. Spy call will switch on the loudspeaker & Mic of the stolen device remotely, so that the caller can actually listen to the conversation other person is engaged in. This call will not give any notification/ ring to the stolen device. The person who receives spy call will not be able to know he is being called by owner. Even if he comes to know about spy call, he cannot disconnect the spy call.

5. Raise an alarm and disable the phone :
To disable stolen device remotely, send sms = hang from the Reporting device to the stolen device, and it will raise an alarm and start playing a loud Siren. MSM will also display a customized message. Here, one can put his Name, Address, alternate number and award amount.

6. Data Back up :
Secure Mobile has a distinctive feature of incremental Data Back up. Using this feature one can back up all the data from the device to secure remote server using GPRS. So now all your data is very much secured and you can retrieve it without any hassle.