September 9

Who is the Hottest Girl?

A month long survey was scientifically (hardy har har:)conducted by the Goodtimes crew this morning. It involved comparing the top seed players of ABS-CBN and GMA-7.

I don't have the complete list, but top seed contender from ABS-CBN KC Concepcion won against Shaina Magdayao, while Diana Zubiri won against Katrina Halili in the GMA-7 block.

Mo has to explain the rules again, but callers were calling off the hook and putting in their votes. Of course they were outvoted by Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee.

It would be interesting to note who'll slide to the bottom pit, and who'll emerge as the top girl. I think the race is between KC and Heart.

By the way, check out more pictures of KC Concepcion in the Bayo website. Enjoy!!!

improveverywhere.com

Mo recommended this website for smart people like you and me :) and I did look it up, and it looked mighty interesting.

Apparently, the picture above is a human mirror project where according to the geniuses at improveverywhere.com,"we filled a subway car with identical twins, creating a human mirror."

Sweet! Go to one of Mo's favorite websites at www.improveverywhere.com

The Slap

Photo Courtesy of www.tvscoop.tv

The Mo Twister had a few tricks up his sleeve and brought everyone who was listening in a debate mode. Everyone was in a tizzy when the Mohan played a clip from You Tube in which a top host in India was slapped by a contestant. Apparently, the show revels in masochism - how much insult can you take till a person goes on a rampage?

According to www.tvscoop.tv, "one show is causing a bit of a stir thanks to a man slapping a woman (Esha, The Goddess) across the face. The show is called Dadagiri and the 'slap' clip is becoming something of an Youtube sensation."

Watch it yourself at YouTube and you'll find yourself cheering and siding for the guest, who was unfortunately beat up by the Dadagiri production staff. That host really deserved a knockout punch! As one caller in Goodtimes said, "she shouldn't be hiding behind her gender to insult a fellow human being." Once again, I agree with the Mohan on this one.

One kind caller named Austin said that no matter the circumstances, one shouldn't get physical with another girl. Perhaps the best move is to just walk out. But the Dadagiri host should have been warned that there are people who are wired differently and can crack and go bananas at the slightest drop. Wake up girl, reality bite

The Bo's Top Ten List

Photo of Rachel Weitz :Courtesy of Wikipedia

I almost shrieked in pain, laughing and clutching my stomach when I heard Mo coin a new word yet again from his totally bad ass brain.

Now hear this, do you know what the Bo's top ten list is? When Grace Lee asked what the Bo is, Mo Twister just said that it's a short term for lesbians or the lesBOS.

You would never put this list of women on the top list of the hottest females in any hot blooded guy's list, it's really wierd since most are less than perfect.

1 - Rachel Weitz
2 - Nicole Kidman (photo courtesy of Wikepedia)
3 - Minnie Driver (with the Va-j-j hair according to Mo )
4 - Kate Winslet
5 - Catherine Zeta Jones

Tattooed Girls

It's amazing how the Mohan's brains can zap from one topic to another in a nanosecond, and yet his conclusions appear valid and real. Listen to these observations -

Observation 1 :Most tattooed women are not virgins. (No vehement objections on that one!

Observation 2: Most girls who smoke like a chimney are not virgins either (I had to pause on that one. True enough, callers flooded the station to disprove this Mohandan theory). There are many girls who smoke and are virgins. Why? Because, according to the Twister, they're "fat chicks", to which Grace Lee muttered is a totally unkind observation. Mo didn't elaborate on why it seems many fat chicks smoke like a chimney, but I heard (or did I assume) that they do smoke to sublimate a real need to suck or smoke something else. Am I getting the idea across? A ha ha ha.This weblog might disintegrate and get suspended if I get too detailed, but you get my point :)

Sneaky, sneaky

Mo Twister and Mojo were able to take a sneak peek at neighbor DJ Sam Oh's ITunes list because apparently they were using the same Internet server and could view what was inside her computer. Mojo wanted to take a peek at her video files, but Mo nixed the idea. Here are some tunes that the Twister disliked - Madonna, Beach Boys and Bjork. I never liked those artists too and would gladly ban them from anyone's ITunes list. Sneaky, sneaky !!

Mojo Divalicious

I saw this posted at the goodtimes multiply site and thought that it was highly unlikely that it would happen . . .

goodtimeswithmo wrote on Sep 4
just wanted to keep you guys updated on the happenings. today on the show, i announced that we might bring forbidden questions out of the grave one time just for ol' time sake. so, im going to agree to do it this wed. however, this segment has gotten us into deep trouble in the past, and in the near future (likely the end of this month) i will begin serving the latter portion of a suspension i was given cuz of the variety of things that have been said during forbidden question. but no worries, i will take the time to go to italy and watch coldplay (this is your cue to get jealous).

i want to keep my promise so i contacted a celebrity to guest on forbidden questions this wed. il give you clues on who it is but i cant say it cuz i people found out they will try to contact that celeb an talk them out of it...thats how it used to be.

heres the clue: SHE was an ex of aga muhlach.

Mo

Lo and behold, Mo confirmed that he is interviewing a celebrity tomorrow, Sept 10, and will be indeed be asking Forbidden Questions, and the guest will be an ex of Aga Muhlach. Wow! This will be quite a riveting show.

Problem is Mojo will not be here tomorrow, and a fight broke out between the two about Mojo's diva ways - quite unprofessional if I may add. For one thing, Mojo arrived quite late this morning (6:30 am), and apparently he did not ask permission from Mo and Grace Lee if he could take a vacation tomorrow. It was quite inconsiderate, if I may add. If you work in a booth with two people besides you, I think it would be quite appropriate to tell them ahead that you'll be on a plane while your co-hosts are doing headstands and juggling balls in mid-air entertaining millions of fans all around the world.

I could just hear the Mohan &#@!! giving the Joseph the people's elbow. Arggghhh!!! It really sounds different when one of them is absent. That really sucks!!!!!!!


MOJO : LATIONS

By the way, before I forget, our dear MoJo is a writer for the Manila Bulletin, and in case you want to read his articles, here's a link I found to his column MOJO : LATIONS. It's a snippet of the whole articles he's written, but it's good enough. Enjoy!