Cruel Intentions

Cruel Intentions

I haven't seen this movie yet, but to our dear Grace Lee, this movie has significantly changed her life making her "give her v to the p" as the Twister surreptitiously said, or did I hear him say that?

Grace Lee said she didn't say it that crudely but this movie made her think that the movie had some of the most romantic love making scenes, making her think that perhaps giving up her virginity in such a romantic setting wasn't such a bad deal after all.

It's funny but when I looked at the plotline,it's between two main characters, and it heavily involves manipulation, seduction, and love in a rich and sophisticated socially elite youth atmosphere.

Yikes! As long as sex does not involve manipulation, the v can be stretched for the p anytime :)

High School Friends after Ten Years

A 15 year old in high school called with a glum, sad story about a breakup with boyfriend. This guy apparently deleted his presence in the web - no ym, facebook presence. Gone to Canada, leaving her with a broken heart. What's a girl to do?

I heard a compassionate voice from the three hosts for the first time- no horsing around, greenie wang jokes flying around.

They were all unanimous in saying that in ten years, it's a miracle if you hang around with your high school friends. In time, this girl with a broken heart will just laugh about this incident ten years from now and see it as a rite of passage to adulthood.

JB Boys

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Cool JBs
It's amazing how the coolest super dudes to hit the TV and movie screens all have JB initials - Jason Bourne, James Bond and Jack Bauer.

Who is the coolest among the three?

James Bond with his British accent and his excellent sartorial taste? But he has a flaw. Grace Lee opines that Bond falls in love with the wrong woman in every movie, and he never learns his lesson. Bourne can stand by his own mojos, and doesn't need anyone, and the best thing is - he is loyal to one woman (music effect: violins please!) And Bauer? So much tortuous scenes and ridiculous situations hour after hour.

Winner: Jason Bourne because he could kill you with a book and a fan, if he had no choice.

Anne and Iza

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The hottest celebrity elimination was underway again today, but a number of irate texters were irked when they were overpowered by the three Goodtimes hosts' votes on whether Anne Curtis was hotter over Angel Locsin in the ABSCBN showdown. The Mo totally disregarded the majority of the text lines burning by voting for all-time crush Anne Curtis.

On the other hand, a number of callers were for EHRA (with manic sounding voices), but the textlines and the 899 booth participants were for the very elegant Iza.

These are tough choices: it's like asking a chocoholic whether he prefers dark chocolate or white. It's as different as night and day, yet both come from the delicious coco beans.

Time to go coco loco!!

25 Hour/ Day

The Twister turned whimsical towards the end of the show when he mentioned wishing that he had a 25 hours per day, instead of just 24.

Imagine having an extra day to sleep, and watch a movie or just vegetate around the house. For all the workaholics out there, an extra hour will mean an extra hour of work pounding away at the desk; for the lazy bums, it means an extra hour to snooze and kill time. It really depends on the individual. For the Twister, this means an extra hour watching JB movies or corn porn ;0

Ugliest Billboard

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I almost died laughing when the Mo, Mojo and Grace Lee ran out of adjectives to describe how ugly this billboard is.

Seeing it is quite a visceral feeling. What were the people behind the ad thinking when they created this?

As Mo had often said, Boy Abunda is such a nice dude and if I were him, I'd complain to the owners of the perfumery company to change the picture of the ad. Imagine this image going around the world as the ugliest billboard in the Philippines (in the world?). Enough said!!