Thursday, September 4, 2008

Mo Twister in Mo Jo's Body

A listener with a twisted sense of humor asked a What if question . .

What if Mo Twister finds himself in Mo Jo's body, what would he do?

Well, he'll go to Anne Curtis and volunteers as her stylist. That way, the Mo could go shopping and go inside all those dressing rooms with all those flaunted naked bodies to feast on!

And Mo Jo?

He'll call all the good-looking basketball buddies of Mo Twister and play with them. That way, he can see all the hanging ding-a-lings in the locker room after the game.

But the listener said, what if there's a twist? What if they go to bed with Anne Curtis/basketball hottie and the very next day, it's reversed, and they're back in their own bodies?

One look at the basketball hottie beside his bed, and Mo Twister is ready to jump off the window of his high-rise pad.

I didn't hear what MoJo had to say. I was laughing so hard, I didn't hear his answer. Hilarious!!!!!