Notes from a SSHIT member's Diary
They've tried to stop us, but they can't. Even with the millions of dollars offered to us, we've not succumbed to the pressure to sell out.
We do it to save our souls from damnation. If we can save one soul from the eternal fires of hell, we're willing to stay as is : The SECRET SOCIETY OF HACKERS & INFORMATION TECHS or SSHITT.
Have you ever wondered why the scandalous sex tapes of the rich and famous come to light, even without their consent or knowledge? No matter how much they try to stop us, we continue to show images and videos of famous men and women in various sexual shenanigans, their images proliferating in cyberspace damnation. Their grandchildren's children will see these images for eternity, and it cannot be erased, frozen in the netherworld of smut and pornography.
Name it. . it's been revealed - Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Britney Spears to name a few.
Who are we? What is our mission?
We started as a group of highly professional IT experts, prized for their knowledge and skill in the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware. Ask us about computers and technology and we know the answer.
As time went on, a large group of us have noticed a proliferation of unimaginable pornography crisscrossing the world wide web, and we were alarmed at how technology has been used in ways to create a sexually depraved society.
It got to a point where children were becoming exposed to these morally corrupt individuals and it had to stop.
We used our skills to hack into cellphone video files (a common tool for recording purposes, but the most hack-able) and computer files. Didn't anyone of you even know that even if you delete all your files in your phone and computer, a hacker can get into it, and copy it?
Every Friday, SSHITT congregates at a top secret location (of course it's not a physical location, but somewhere in cyberspace) and we exchange our latest finds. The more famous a personality is, the more we have a reason to unmask this person. Frankly, we are tired of the feces of the world, thus our acronym SSHITT fits our job -we find joy and happiness in digging out the poops of the world.
Oh, and we don't exhibit indiscriminately. We usually choose the young, nubile, almost innocent girls who have started to become bad. Notice how we exposed Vanessa Hudgens and Miley Cyrus photo pics. When these young women start living lives of debauchery, then we expose it - thus you see Paris and Britney.
There's been a lot of interest with Criselda Volks recently. Through constant monitoring, we realized that there were a number of hits on her because Mo Twister mentioned her name in his radio program,The Volks video is kinda old, and man oh man, I don't know why anyone could take pleasure in seeing those images of an old man and a young girl being sodomized.
So a note of caution, please be good. Because if you have started to live a life of dissipation, you'll be our next target.
Which makes me wonder why Mo Twister had to divulge on national radio that all his old cellphones are still with him, including all his computer stuff. Because of that little bit of information, SSHIT has been looking at his stuff (without his knowledge of course), and we've come across a lot of interesting material. But we won't use it for now. We'll wait for a rainy day. We'll see how depraved the Twister gets as the years go by. When it's too much, then we'll be on to our next mission.
Just wait and see.
(Postscript:Some of the topics in this blog were mentioned at the GoodTimes show today, specifically the Criselda Volks video that's been mentioned by the Twister.
I've always wondered why sex tax tapes seem to proliferate despite the precaution exercised by the principals involved.
Perhaps there was a secret society of ninja IT's who purposely expose these images to shame these famous personalities?
Imagining SSHIT as a society of avenging techies made me laugh while I was writing this fictional piece.
Before I laughed myself to complete idiocy, it sobered me up quickly. Big Brother is a reality, and he is watching everything that I'm doing right now. Creepy huh? Goodtimes!
Thanks to princevlad at flickr for the photo featured above.)
