Thursday, September 25, 2008

Goodtimes with Mo : September 25, 2008 show


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Iza Calzado: Hottest Celebrity Ever


I thought for a time that the horndogs would vote for Ehra Madrigal or Anne Curtis, but surprisingly the voters in the 'Final Hottest Celebrity Showdown" chose Iza, and looked beyond looks and instead forcused on the total package.

This beautiful lady whom you can 'bring home to Mama' is kind, regal, statuesque, a good actress - in other words just plain 'super hot."

I agree. She deserves the award. For a former fattie (200 pounds), Iza Calzado's win is a sign of hope for the once doomed. Hey slobs, there's a rainbow beyond the doughnuts and pizza. With enough discipline, you can look like Iza who confessed to exercising even if she's tired from a shooting, afraid that the fat that lurked in her body would reappear again.

Take a bow, Iza!

To read the complete blog for the day, click to this link www.goodtimes899.blogspot.com

mo mojo fight

In the first hour of the September 25 show, a caller asked why Mo and Mojo have not fought for a time.

The name calling commenced then. "A-hole!," Mo to Mojo. "The trouble with you is that you're book smart, but now wise." Uhmmmmmm. "Plus, you're a pathological liar!"

Oh my. This repartee was quite amusing. I just hope their friendship survives such brutal verbal fencing. The Twister who constantly says he has few friends, call Mojo a friend, so perhaps this is the reason Mojo never picks up a deliberate fight with the Twister and usually turns the other cheek in his continuous verbal assaults.

Here's my petition for Mojo's canonization:)

Clay Aiken Confessional

The first time I saw Clay Aiken all those years ago, I knew he was gay. But why did it take him years to confess he is one?

Mo Twister as usual hit it in the head, he mentioned that he could not say 'mo' jokes to friends whose sexual affiliation he wasn't so sure of.

Why not just confess and get over with?

Grace Lee was shocked that Aiken said he's gay. She's so sweet but so cutely naive at times.

According to Aiken in his latest interview at People, following the Aug. 8 birth of his son Parker, singer Clay Aiken is following through on a promise he made to himself as a new dad: to publicly acknowledge that he's gay.

"It was the first decision I made as a father," Aiken, 29, tells the upcoming issue of PEOPLE, on newsstands Friday. "I cannot raise a child to lie or to hide things. I wasn't raised that way, and I'm not going to raise a child to do that."

Post a Secret


www.postsecret.blogspot.com

Trust the Twister to ferret out a deep, deep dark secret - a blog and "an ongoing community art project where people can mail in their secrets anonymously on one side of a postcard." The blog looks very artistic, but I don't know how cathartic it really is because you just post a one-liner but can't really do a confessional.

Mo Twister did a more ingenious spin-off from this original idea by asking listeners to confess their secrets anonymously on air, and the results were one of the most entertaining moments in radio history.

Although the confessions were semi-tragic, I didn't know whether to laugh like a jack-ass by my lonesome self - the stories were stranger than fiction!

The first caller had five abortions ( I could hear Grace Lee and the Mojo choking on their Ogie dogie hotdogs if they were eating something); the next had a wife and a girlfriend on the side (but his voice sounded Nonoy Menggoy-ish hahahahahaha:); the next slept with a first cousin when he was ten years old and the cousin was 14 and the cous-affair is still ongoing despite both being married.

Grace Lee had her own confession - one of her acquaintances had a menage-a-deux with a 48 year old and a younger guy, and when she became pregnant, Grace's friend didn't know who the father was. The older guy was a happy 'bachelor' and wasn't interested in getting married. Younger guy married the girl but she didn't confess that she was pregnant with the other guy. When the baby came out,Grace's acquaintance thought the baby looked exactly like the 48 year old guy. Did she confess? No, until today Grace's friend continues the lie.

Now, which is the more evil deed? The girl who had 5 abortions or the girl who told a multi-generational lie?

According to the Twister, Grace's friend has the heavier sin because her lie will affect not only her, but will affect many other people's lives, while the abortionist will only hurt herself.

Do you agree?

Bello-fied


photo from www.philippinenews.com

You know you've arrived when your name becomes as generic as Colgate, Kodak and Frigidaire. "Bello-fied" means "lipo-ed". It can also mean 'beautified' because that's the business of Dr. Vicky Belo.

As an 18th anniversary present, this generous, beautiful and 'hey hottie' (as a listener called her) doctor is offering liposuction at 1990 prices, (P30,000), and a further discount of P15,000 is given per additional body area. What a fantastic offer!!!

Dr. Belo explained that she wanted to follow Mo's example by giving her own version of a Cherry QQ car. Sweet!!

We wish to send her tons of chocolates (we heard she loves chocolate!) and more blessings in the next decades!

Also, try this Belo treatment which Mo gushes over and over again named the Fraxel which apparently erases deep pocketed acne, and other high-tech offerings, the names of which escape me now. Good luck, fatties,uglies and future lovelies:)

Goodtimes with Mo : September 24, 2008 show



www.heroestheseries.com
www.prisonbreakbuff.com

Another TV season begins

Another new TV season has rolled in, and the Twister keeps busy downloading the latest from Limewire. His current favorite is Prisonbreak, which according to Mohan is the best of the series. Check it out!! He has also watched the three hour initial episode of Heroes.

Verdict: He got lost on Lost, so don't ask him about that :)

To read the complete blog of Goodtimes, click to this link www.goodtimes899.blogspot.com

Money Lessons


photo from www.amazon.com

Mo Twister started the September 24 Goodtimes show with a question.

Wouldn't it be great if we were all taught to make money, keep money and save money at an early age?

According to the Twister, schools should teach a basic course on one of the most important ingredient, the fuel that makes life run - MONEY!!!

If you count all the useless hours used for PE, Art and Music (which by the way can be taught or learned outside the school), you'll have a pretty pathetic idea on where you've spent the wasted years of your childhood. Enough!!!

Top Ten Outrageous Celebrity Demands


photo from www.people.com

According to Mo Twister, when Justin Timberlake breezes into your town for a concert, he "requires an entire hotel floor, private fitness studio, an extra-large stereo, along with Nintendo and PlayStation. The floor’s air conditioning filters must be changed on his arrival. Door handles must be disinfected every few hours."

Isn't that outrageous? That is not yet worst celebrity demand! According to www.huliq.com,here's their list of the top ten outrageous celebrity demands:

"These 10 take the cake and throw it against the wall when it comes to satisfying their needs.

10. Eminem requires a PlayStation for video games, ping-pong table, basketball hoop, giant flat-screen TV, personal masseur – and “whatever kind of fast-food exists on the continent.

9. Rock group Depeche Mode must have a dozen drumsticks from Kentucky Fried Chicken and 10 tuna sandwiches – five on white bread and five on brown, displayed on a bed of lettuce on a tray covered in Saran Wrap.

8. Christina Aguilera requires organic fruits and vegetables, soy milk and soy cheese, along with Flintstones chewable vitamins, Nesquik and Coca-Cola. No Pepsi. No diet.

7. Rod Stewart refuses to tolerate any light in the hotel room for his afternoon nap. He sends a special “darkening” team to the hotel in advance to seal all cracks. And, he asks for 13 soccer balls.

6. Geri Halliwell demands air-conditioning – even when performing for the troops in tents overseas – along with a fridge in her makeshift desert dressing room filled with soy milk and fruit juice. She needs a computer with full Internet access available at all times.

5. Justin Timberlake requires an entire hotel floor, private fitness studio, an extra-large stereo, along with Nintendo and PlayStation. The floor’s air conditioning filters must be changed on his arrival. Door handles must be disinfected every few hours.

4. Vice President Dick Cheney requires all televisions in his room to be tuned to Fox News; a pot of decaf coffee and four cans of ‘Diet Caffeine Free Sprite; copies of The New York Times and the Wall Street Journal every morning and that his staff be notified in advance of any hotel gifts left in the suite.

3. Mariah Carey demands that her hotel suite be fitted with gold faucets. A new toilet seat must be installed before her arrival. Her own bed linens are delivered in advance. Only her own videos may be played on the two DVD players she demands for her room. Both Carey and her dog bathe only in French mineral water.

2. Britney Spears requires a private phone line in her dressing room and threatens to sue the promoter if the number gets published or anyone calls her. She asks for General Foods International Coffee, Cap’n Crunch, Fruit Loops and Pop Tarts in he dressing room.

And the celebrity who makes the most outrageous demands:

1. Jennifer Lopez’s suite must be painted and furnished completely in white, with white lilies and white roses, her favorite flowers. White candles prominently placed, preferably with Paris perfume, “Diptyque.” Her sheets must be of Egyptian cotton with a thread count of at least 250. Room temperature set at exactly 25.5 degrees Celsius.”