Tattooed Girls

It's amazing how the Mohan's brains can zap from one topic to another in a nanosecond, and yet his conclusions appear valid and real. Listen to these observations -

Observation 1 :Most tattooed women are not virgins. (No vehement objections on that one!

Observation 2: Most girls who smoke like a chimney are not virgins either (I had to pause on that one. True enough, callers flooded the station to disprove this Mohandan theory). There are many girls who smoke and are virgins. Why? Because, according to the Twister, they're "fat chicks", to which Grace Lee muttered is a totally unkind observation. Mo didn't elaborate on why it seems many fat chicks smoke like a chimney, but I heard (or did I assume) that they do smoke to sublimate a real need to suck or smoke something else. Am I getting the idea across? A ha ha ha.This weblog might disintegrate and get suspended if I get too detailed, but you get my point :)