Monday, September 22, 2008

Gays after 30

As a keen observer of humnanity, the Twister really nailed an insight I've also had since time immemorial - why is it that the Mo's (homo's) after turning 30 years old seem such an unsightly sight?

Mo asked Mojo to be quite honest and answer this question - when was his heyday as a gay guy? And Mojo said that he remembered being young and gay, and tabs for drinks were paid by other gay dudes by the truckload. Now it's the other way around.

Mojo poignantly told the listeners to enjoy their youth, because (as a gay guy) an old crotchety homosexual is as attractive as a mouse squashed by the road at midnight (especially in Manila). Terribly unsightly!

Whereas, a man gets more attractive as he ages.